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The night before last I went to the local "big box" retail store to pick up a huge bag of food for some of my cat friends, so of course I stopped by the card aisle to snag up some of the recently released Topps Series 1 baseball cards. I'm not a set builder, and I don't collect any current non-Padres players, so I usually make a fairly minimal purchase when new sets come out. Even though well over 90% of the cards I pull don't go into my personal collection, I still like checking out the new stuff, plus getting a brand new Padres card is exponentially more exciting when you pull it fresh from a pack instead of picking it out and waiting for it to show up in your mail box. With that in mind, I opted for a 72-card hanger-box for two cents under ten bucks. I figured 72 cards was bound to net me at least one Padres player.
Here are the cards I got, in the exact order they were packaged. I've included snapshots of some particularly noteworthy or neat cards; if I pictured all of them we'd both be spending way more time on this than either of us would care to.
Miguel Montero, Cubs
Anibal Sanchez, Tigers
Kevin Plawecki, Mets
Andrelton Simmons, Braves
AJ Pollock, Diamondbacks
Adam LaRoche, White Sox
Lance Lynn, Cardinals
Dee Gordon, Marlins
Liam Hendriks, Blue Jays
Cameron Maybin, Braves
Old friend alert! This is a great shot of Camzilla at Wrigley Field. I'm glad he stayed healthy last season, and I hope he does the same and excels this season in his return to Detroit.
Melky Cabrera, White Sox
Braves team card
Josh Harrison, Pirates
That's a great celebration shot, but nowhere close to the best one in this pack. Give it a second...
Nick Castellanos, Tigers
Carlos Gomez, Astros
Jose Bautista, Blue Jays
...There it is. That's an instant classic.
Barry Larkin, Reds - "Berger's Best" insert
This is a reprint of Larkin's 1995 Topps card with a different back. In honor of the late Sy Berger, longtime Topps employee and father of the baseball card as we know it, this set contains one reprint from each of the last 65 years. Dave Winfield, Ozzie Smith, and Tony Gwynn are the Padres included.
Yasmany Tomas, Diamondbacks
Kyle Schwarber, Cubs - "Wrigley Field Turns 100" insert
This set commemorates 25 moments from Wrigley Field's century of use.
Ichiro, Marlins - "Pressed Into Service" insert
This set includes ten position players who have pitched, and you'd better believe I'm livid that Alexi Amarista was not included.
David Ortiz, Red Sox - "Perspectives" insert
Fernando Valenzuela, Dodgers - "MLB Debut" insert
Nolan Ryan, Rangers - "The Greatest Streaks" insert
Felix Hernandez, Mariners
Keyvius Sampson, Reds
I have several of Sampson's Bowman cards from when he was a Padres prospect. I wish he had panned out for the Friars, but either way I'm glad he finally made it to the bigs.
Brandon McCarthy, Dodgers
JJ Hardy, Orioles
Josh Hamilton, Rangers
John Lamb, Reds
Marcus Semien, Athletics
Todd Frazier, Reds
Brian Ellington, Marlins
David Murphy, Angels
Sonny Gray, Athletics
Trea Turner, Nationals
That stings a little bit. I hope Wil Myers has a monster 2016 to alleviate the pain of seeing that.
Oliver Perez, Astros
Hector Olivera, Braves
Kendall Graveman, Athletics
Homer Bailey, Reds
Jake Odorizzi, Rays
Gio Gonzalez, Nationals
Zach Lee, Dodgers
Christian Yelich, Marlins
Asdrubal Cabrera, Rays
Travis d'Arnaud, Mets
Steven Sousa, Jr, Rays
Ike Davis, Athletics
Billy Burns, Athletics
Scott Feldman, Astros
Mark Teixiera, Yankees
White Sox team card
Ian Kinsler, Tigers
Astros team card
Bryce Harper, Nationals; Nolan Arenado, Rockies; Carlos Gonzalez, Rockies - NL HR Leaders
Brian Dozier, Twins
Kendrys Morales, Royals
Ender Inciarte, Diamondbacks
Ubaldo Jimenez, Orioles
Alexei Ramirez, White Sox
I still haven't pulled a card of a player pictured as a Padre, but I finally got someone from the current roster.
Kaleb Cowart, Angels
Rougned Odor, Rangers
Shin-Soo Choo, Rangers
Rob Refsnyder, Yankees
Jonathan Schoop, Orioles
Doug Fister, Nationals
Curtis Granderson, Mets
Chad Bettis, Rockies
Kyle Schwarber, Cubs
Jedd Gyorko, Padres
Finally, a Friar. Kind of. This one is even more bittersweet than the Trea Turner card. As much as I despise the Cardinals, I hope Jedd excels for them, hitting a ton of solo home runs in blowout losses, and getting stranded on second after a double about forty times.
Brian Johnson, Red Sox
Starling Marte, Pirates
Alcides Escobar, Royals
...and that's a wrap on it. I imagine I'll eventually just buy the rest of the Padres cards in the set dirt-cheap online.