Can you name the 2015 Padres coaching staff in 2 minutes?

The players are hard enough for me to keep track of so it's particularly difficult for me to remember who's coaching the team.  I always blank on the first base coach for some reason.  I'm terrible with names as it is, so I really need  to develop a memory trick to help.  If you have any suggestions let me know.

I sometimes even forget that we have a new hitting coach and when I remember who it is I laugh and then I question myself thinking that perhaps I'm misremembering.  I've always said that if I were in charge of a team that I'd only ever hire a switch-hitter for the position.  If they can't teach themselves to hit from both sides, what chance do they have at teaching others?

Take this quiz and then discuss your answers in the comments but remember to use the spoiler button to conceal the coach's names so you don't ruin the quiz for others.