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Press Conference Thread: Meet the new Padres!

Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports

We're just half an hour away from finally being formally introduced to new Padres Wil Myers, Justin Upton, Will Middlebrooks, and Derek Norris. They're following a tough act, what with Matt Kemp making us all fall madly in love with him during his presser a few weeks back. So dig yourself out from under that mountain of email you got while you were on vacation, take your lunch break a little early, and check out the fresh meat with us. You can catch the press conference live on And here's a little Bingo card, just because I love you.

Josh Ishoo sighting Carlos Quentin Bud Black has an Americano Preller makes a trade mid-press conference Middlebrooks health questions
Preller's hair is crazy Myers for Hamels Hitting in Petco Paddleboarding Norris's beard reaches his mic
Upton extension Who's on first

Hacksaw says something dumb


Breakfasttown "That's baseball"
Who's in the rotation Someone buttons their jersey wrong Preller looks like he hasn't slept in a week Bud Selig Brown uniforms
"Rock Star GM" All-Star Game Technical difficulties Myers looks dreamy Sunny San Diego