We're just half an hour away from finally being formally introduced to new Padres Wil Myers, Justin Upton, Will Middlebrooks, and Derek Norris. They're following a tough act, what with Matt Kemp making us all fall madly in love with him during his presser a few weeks back. So dig yourself out from under that mountain of email you got while you were on vacation, take your lunch break a little early, and check out the fresh meat with us. You can catch the press conference live on Padres.com. And here's a little Bingo card, just because I love you.
|Josh Ishoo sighting||Carlos Quentin||Bud Black has an Americano||Preller makes a trade mid-press conference||Middlebrooks health questions|
|Preller's hair is crazy||Myers for Hamels||Hitting in Petco||Paddleboarding||Norris's beard reaches his mic|
|Upton extension||Who's on first||
Hacksaw says something dumb
|Who's in the rotation||Someone buttons their jersey wrong||Preller looks like he hasn't slept in a week||Bud Selig||Brown uniforms|
|"Rock Star GM"||All-Star Game||Technical difficulties||Myers looks dreamy||Sunny San Diego|