I was burning up time on Twitter, wasting oxygen decent people could have been making good use of, when I saw the worst Padres card I've seen in a while. I mean, this thing is even worse than that godawful "Why 3K?" card of Tony Gwynn, and just about as bad as Johnny Manziel's Bowman card.
Can we all agree that Charlie Sheen is a piece of sh_t? I am the last person who would criticize an addict for engaging in addict behavior, but his schtick goes beyond that. He seems to lack remorse or any actual human feelings, instead promoting a scumbag way of living as something glamorous or at least humorous, probably because he has never had to face any real consequences. That's what happens when you have a famous daddy, I guess.
But back to this crumb of human debris washing ashore on cardboard. I saw a tweet of the card with no description, so I had to Google around for a second. Turns out this card is part of 2014 Leaf Q, which comes out in four days. Yeah, a 2014 product debuting in 2015; I don't know, either.
It would have made much more sense for this card to come out in a 2013 set, since Sheen threw that first pitch on July 7, 2012, but I guess if you're putting Charlie Sheen on baseball cards, sense isn't your top priority.