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It's been a few years since we've done a Padres anagram post, so I thought this off day would be a good time to do one. This time around I used this website because the old one we used to use isn't running anymore. Rather than just give you one anagram, this new site lists all possible anagrams, so I tried to pick the best one(s) for each player. I also did the coaching staff and some of the front office.
There are a lot of really good ones, but my favorites are Bobby LaFramboise, Keyvius Sampson, and Huston Street. I also like the San Diego Padres anagram, "Garden is soaped." Someone better tell Luke Yoder. I bet the Giants were behind it.
| Name | Anagram |
| Joaquin Benoit | Equation In Job |
| Andrew Cashner |
Wanna Rec Herds Ache Warns Nerd Scanned Her Raw |
| Robbie Erlin | Broil In Beer |
| Jesse Hahn | He's She Jan |
| Casey Kelly | Yes Clay Elk |
| Ian Kennedy | Nine Yanked |
| Bobby LaFramboise |
Bombers Of Baby Oil Boobies of Brambly Robs Baby of Mobile |
| Cory Luebke |
Lure By Coke OK Bye Ulcer |
| Juan Pablo Oramas |
No Labour Pajamas Panama US Oral Job |
| Kevin Quackenbush | Buck Knavish Queen |
| Donn Roach |
No Corn Had Hard-On Con |
| Tyson Ross |
Snorts Soy |
| Keyvius Sampson | Move Ass Up In Sky |
| Burch Smith | Mr. Bush Itch |
| Tim Stauffer |
True Mastiff Mature Stiff I'm True Staff Muff Artiste |
| Huston Street |
Enters To Shut Those Entrust Store The Nuts Utter Hotness |
| Eric Stults |
Sister Cult Lest I Crust |
| Dale Thayer |
Death Layer Hate Dearly Lady Heater Eat Her Lady Thy Dear Ale |
| Alex Torres |
Extras Role Rear Lot Sex |
| Joe Wieland |
We Join Dale One We'd Jail |
| Yasmani Grandal |
Angry Salami DNA Grand Salami, Nay Sangria Man Lady |
| Nick Hundley | Kidney Lunch |
| Rene Rivera | Ever In Rear |
| Yonder Alonso |
Soon Read-Only Sly Rodeo Anon |
| Everth Cabrera |
Braver Cheater The Bear Carver Cart Her Beaver |
| Jedd Gyorko | Dog Dry Joke |
| Chase Headley |
Ached Eyelash Hey Dale Aches Aye He Clashed |
| Ryan Jackson | Canon Sky Jar |
| Tommy Medica |
Mid-May Comet |
| Jace Peterson | Jeep Ancestor |
| Alexi Amarista |
A Material Axis Alas I'm Irate Ax |
| Yeison Asencio | Easy Coin Noise |
| Kyle Blanks | Sly Elk Bank |
| Chris Denorfia |
Horrified Scan Riders Of China Coriander Fish Drain His Force |
| Reymond Fuentes |
Tree Money Funds Enemy Unfrosted |
| Rymer Liriano | I'm Rarely Iron |
| Cameron Maybin |
Cambrian Money Can Maybe Minor Be My Main Acorn |
| Carlos Quentin |
Clinton Square Conquer Stalin Conquer Latins |
| Seth Smith | The Smiths |
| Will Venable |
New Evil Ball We'll Nab Evil |
| Buddy Black | Bald By Duck |
| Phil Plantier | Nip Lip Lather |
| Alonzo Powell | All Plow Ozone |
| Darren Balsley | Relabels Randy |
| Jose Valentin | Violent Jeans |
| Dave Roberts | Observed Art |
| Willie Blair | I'll Wire Bail |
| Justin Hatcher | Injures Thatch |
| Griffin Benedict | Erect Fib Finding |
| Ron Fowler | We Forlorn |
| Mike Dee | Die Meek |
| Wayne Partello |
Two-Lane Player |
| Mike Dee | Die Meek |
| Josh Stein | Oh In Jests |
| Omar Minaya | I'm Any Aroma |
| Luke Yoder | Louder Key |
| Randy Smith | Trashy Mind |
| San Diego Padres |
Egos And Despair Garden Is Soaped A One-Sided Grasp |
No Anagrams Found:
- Nick Vincent
- Josh Johnson
- Josh Byrnes
- Glenn Hoffman