The Padres recently learned that they have developed a case of terminally anemic offense. Tyson Ross enlists the help of Rene Rivera and together they partner to manufacture and distribute strikeouts in order to help overcome the team's offensive struggles. Under the pseudonym Tysonberg, Ross has already started to take over the San Diego region and tonight he and Rivera will move to expand east, distributing their strikeouts in Milwaukee.
|SAN DIEGO PADRES||MILWAUKEE BREWERS|
|Everth Cabrera - SS||Carlos Gomez - CF|
|Chris Denorfia - RF||Scooter Gennett - 2B|
|Seth Smith - LF||Ryan Braun - RF|
|Chase Headley - 3B||Aramis Ramirez - 3B|
|Will Venable - CF||Jonathan Lucroy - C|
|Jedd Gyorko - 2B||Khris Davis - LF|
|Yonder Alonso - 1B||Lyle Overbay - 1B|
|Rene Rivera - C||Jean Segura - SS|
|Tyson Ross - RHP||Kyle Lohse - RHP|
GO FRIARS!! KEEP THE FAITH!!