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The Padres recently learned that they have developed a case of terminally anemic offense. Tyson Ross enlists the help of Rene Rivera and together they partner to manufacture and distribute strikeouts in order to help overcome the team's offensive struggles. Under the pseudonym Tysonberg, Ross has already started to take over the San Diego region and tonight he and Rivera will move to expand east, distributing their strikeouts in Milwaukee.
GO FRIARS!! KEEP THE FAITH!!