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Are you guys pumped?
I can't hear you. I said: ARE YOU GUYS PUMPED?!?!
I thought you would be. The pitching matchup we've drooled over is finally upon us and, even better than that, Sexi Alexi Amarista is back in the starting lineup. I'll be expecting big things from my little lover against that mean ol' Felix Hernandez guy.
Today's #Padres lineup for series finale vs Seattle: pic.twitter.com/LQevt24PGL
— San Diego Padres (@Padres) May 30, 2013
Eric Wedge will counter our battalion of badassery with a derp-core batch of scrubs, including a 78 year old turtle in the three hole.
5/30 @Mariners lineup vs @Padres Chavez RF Seager 3B Ibanez LF Morales 3B Saunders CF Franklin 2B Sucre C Ryan SS Hernandez P
— Ricci Rodriguez (@RicciJose) May 30, 2013
Looks to be an exciting one. Grab a soda, a water, or a beer or six if you're a full-blown alcoholic, and join me in the game thread. Seriously, join me. Don't leave me alone with a bunch of Debbie Downers.