2012 Home Run Derby Open Thread

Sure, there aren't any Padres involved in it and there are a lot of other reasons not to watch the Home Run Derby but I know I and some of you will end up watching some, if not all, of it. Even if you aren't watching the event itself, feel free to chime in on the discussion about how much you hate that obnoxious pantload who makes chicken noises for three straight hours once a year when he's taking a break from defecating all over football.