BEACH BOYS AT DODGER STADIUM!? OK NOW I'M PISSED

The Beach Boys will sing the national anthem on April 10 at Dodger Stadium before the Dodgers' home opener

— Eric Stephen (@truebluela) April 3, 2012

Once upon a time, the Beach Boys were an annual Padres tradition. Starting in 1982 and continuing for years and years (somebody help me find the years), we could count on the Beach Boys at a Padres double header. It was soooo San Diego. It was our thing.

And now, Magic Johnson has lured them away to sing for DODGER FAN.

HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY FOR THE BEACH BOYS, MAGIC!? $300 MILLION!? $700 MILLION?

BTW, If Magic Johnson wants to give me $12 million dollars, I'd become a Dodger Fan. No questions asked. NOT A PENNY LESS THOUGH.