Jesus Guzman had two teeth pulled on Monday, they belong in a museum

See if the Padres really cared about us, the fans, the media team would have filmed a David After Dentist style video of Jesus Guzman after his surgery. But no, we just have to read about it.

UTSanDiego:

Outfielder-first baseman Jesus Guzman had two teeth extracted from the right side of his face during Monday’s day off. Guzman was in pain and is listed as day-to-day. He was unavailable to start Tuesday night.

Better yet they should have let us film it for our SBNation YouTube channel that we haven't used in weeks. WAAAAAAAH!

Anyway, remember to "keep your chompers looking awesome, brush them twice a day and floss 'em".

You know what my dream job would be? The curator of our proposed Padres Oddity Museum to be located in the Showley Candy Factory.

I would have collected Guzman's teeth and put them in the dental exhibit or along side Tony Gwynn Jr's Hammate bones. I'd only handle them a few times a day and when I did I'd wear white protective gloves, I promise.