As we continue Mentor's request to help him feed people at Petco Park with various delicious foods, we come to a bullet point that's probably not very controversial... Guacamole.
There's really no arguing this point. If you don't like guacamole, there's no sense in you telling everybody you don't like guacamole, and if you like guacamole, then you know that there is very little in terms of variation to get a good guacamole.
In fact, the only guacamole that I can think of that's unique in a good way is probably La Puerta's guacamole downtown. Otherwise, guacamole is easy:
Cook Time: 5 minutes
- Get some slightly overripe avocados
- Mash those f_ckers up
- Squeeze a bit of lime in there
- Add diced tomatoes/onions/garlic/pepper in TRACE amounts. You're not making salsa, bro.
- Salt to taste