In 2009 and 2010 we plugged Padres player's names into this anagram tool. This year my favorite is Cedric Hunter.
| Name | Anagram |
| Anthony Bass | ON NASTY BASH |
| Heath Bell | HELL! BATHE |
| Brad Brach | ARCH BAD BR |
| Drew Carpenter | CREEP WART NERD |
| Simon Castro |
CRASS MOTION |
| Anthony Bass | ON NASTY BASH |
| Ernesto Frieri | TERRORISE FINE |
| Jeff Fulchino | JOIN FLUFF CHE |
| Luke Gregerson | OK GREENER SLUG |
| Erik Hamren | REMARK IN HE |
| Aaron Harang | AHA! RAN GROAN |
| Jeremy Hefner | HEM FERNY JEER |
| Mat Latos | AM TOTALS |
| Wade LeBlanc | CLEAN BAWLED |
| Cory Luebke | OK CRUEL BYE |
| Dustin Moseley | TIMEOUSLY ENDS |
| Chad Qualls | ALL SQUAD CH |
| Clayton Richard | A CONTRARY CHILD |
| Evan Scribner | NICER 'N' BRAVES |
| Josh Spence | JON'S CHEEPS |
| Tim Stauffer | MATURE STIFF |
| Joe Thatcher | HA! REJECT HOT |
| Nick Hundley | UNKINDLY CHE |
| Rob Johnson | ON HORN JOBS |
| Luis Martinez | I'M LAZIER NUTS |
| Jason Bartlett | JOBS RAT TALENT |
| Everth Cabrera | BRAVER CHEATER |
| James Darnell | SMALL AND JEER |
| Logan Forsythe | GOOFY, ENTHRALS |
| Alberto Gonzalez | NOBLE RAZZLE GOAT |
| Jesus Guzman | MAZE JUGS SUN |
| Brad Hawpe | PAD BRAW HE |
| Chase Headley | ELSE HEADACHY |
| Orlando Hudson | AN ODD OR ON LUSH |
| Andy Parrino | ORDINARY PAN |
| Anthony Rizzo | HAIRY ZZ ON NOT |
| Jeudy Valdez | DAZE JUD LEVY |
| Kyle Blanks | KNELL BY ASK |
| Aaron Cunningham | AN UNHARMONIC NAG |
| Chris Denorfia | DRAINS OR CHIEF |
| Jeremy Hermida | JEER DREAMY HIM |
| Cedric Hunter | RICH, CUTE NERD |
| Cameron Maybin | BARMY, MEAN ICON |
| Blake Tekotte | OK BEAT KETTLE |
| Will Venable | WELL! EVIL BAN |