The Padres haven't won a game in 9 straight days. It's not even funny how terrible they are. TERRIBLE.
We need to do something to get them straight. I'll tell you what we'll do. Add karma by commenting a sh_t ton in this gamethread*. I'm talking THOUSANDS of comments. FACT: When Gaslamp Ball GameThreads hits the thousdands of comments, the team plays well. Causation? Correlation? Just the facts.
Therefore, I think we can actually turn this season around by just being super enthusiastic! Come on. These are the expanded rosters. All kinds of new (boyishly handsome) faces! LET'S DO THE DAMN THING!
ORVILLE REDENBACHER STANDING BY!!!
Friday, Sep 2, 2011, 7:05 PM PDT
Kevin "The Wooly Rhino" Millwood vs Aaron "The Baron" Harang
Clear. Winds blowing in from left field at 5-15 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 70. General mood excited. Bowel movements normal. Urine smells like asparagus.
*I may or may not be in the gamethread tonight.