Everybody knows that the Padres won't be trading Heath Bell to the Giants by the deadline today at 10AM Pacific. OR DO THEY!?!?!
Actually, I'm just listening to XTRA 1090. There's a trade deadline today? Why is Hacksaw promoing his show with "Heath Bell Trade"? What day is it? Everybody knows this is a c_ckblock right? Or am I falling victim to believing that Gaslamp Ball is "everybody"?
Oh snap... What if Heath Bell is traded? OMG. Heath Bell is going to be traded. I totes believe this now.
Discuss amongst yourselves. I'm going to lay fetal position in the corner until football season.