If the SBNation advertising team were really on their game, they'd sell sponsorships to condom manufacturers that only appeared exclusively on rubber games. The copy for the advertising could be something like, "The weekend has come to a climax: Trojan Condoms" or today's rubbergame being on a Wednesday could be extra cool cause it's like, "Humpday rubbermatch? You need Durex."
Go Padres!