Those are sick, right? They're on the feet of PadreHomer, former moderator on the UT Padres forums. We worked together for like 6 months before we realized who the other was. One day, he was like, "Are you Dex... from the interwebs?" And I said, "I am known for interwebbing, yes." And he shook my hand and said, "I am PadreHomer." I later told him that I was pretty sure the dudes on the forums hated me. He replied, "No, they're indifferent to you, but I think they might hate jbox." I said, "Oh. that's cool."