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Man rushes field at Minute Maid Park, Parkour style

Sometimes, you see a man. There's a man who rushes the field and gets SMOKED and you think, Good. That dude deserved to eat turf, lose teeth, bruise a kidney. 

Other times you see a woman. There's a woman who rushes the field and you think, I wish it was the 1970's when chicks would rush the field and be naked in doing it. Why can't she be naked?

And then sometimes there's a man... I won't say hero, because... What's a hero? But sometimes there's a man, and I'm talking about this dude in this YouTube video here. Well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's this dude in this YouTube video... Even if he's douchebag, which really... And any male streaker most certainly is that... Maybe the biggest douchebag ever considering he's likely from Texas...  But sometimes, there's a man...

Lost my train of thought watching this YouTube video...