Clayton Richard gives up a billion runs in loss to Rockies

I didn't watch the game, but I didn't need to watch it to know that the Rockies slyly started using the juiced baseballs in the third and fourth innings, instead of in the late innings as they usually do.  They are a crafty lot... allegedly.

I know you don't want to walk players in Coors, but pitching to Tulowitzki wasn't a good idea today.  He drove in 7 runs including two 3 run homers. Some of you might say that he must have been cheating and maybe he was but I refuse to comment on it.

In other news Adrian Gonzalez hit two home runs, the second a three shot.  Everyone can agree that these home runs were not tainted, hit on the up and up, the product of hard work and would have been out of any park in the league.  There is a right way to hit a homer and thankfully Adrian does it the right way.  I declare a moral victory.

Go Padres!

To all the employers out there, here's a list of all the people who weren't working today. You should probably make them stay late and/or come in early tomorrow:

Roll Call: Wonko, Zach (maestro876), MrDanielX, Sam (sdsuaztec4), Drama, justdave, jodes0405, matthewverygood, Darklighter, sdchicken, scout1222, Back2SD2006, All Things SD, tonoxtono, field39, ABY, Dubsco, whithd3, elw89, Jordan_Ming, Jonathan Holmes, mrbarneydangles, The Kipper, theodore donald kerabatsos, Phony Gwynn, eastbaysd, Rich Garcia's defective eyes, Mad_Villain, Axion, PullenHoseFriar, isaic16, DiabloRojas, kingzman264, Mr. Meadows, XSD, freelunch, Padsin10, jbox, Sweeeet!, Antonio Olivares
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