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Winsies.

I know it's only one game, but my guess is that Chase Headley is feeling sooooo relaxed now that he gets to bat fifth. Also, I bet Will Venable is feeling sooooo relaxed now from the shoulder massage I gave him in my imagination.

Also, I know lots of people will blame the Dodger's non-run in the first on a lack of hustle. For any that missed it, there was an easy run, if Matt Kemp could've just run home as opposed to, you know, lollygagging. With no lollygagging, the start of the game might've turned out different. As it was, Matt Kemp did lollygag and the rest is history.

So as I was saying. Some would blame that on a lack of hustle. I credit it to Matt Kemp being a little bitch. Dodger Fan, I am calling Matt Kemp a bitch and you are forced to agree with me. This is how bad it's gotten.

The Dodgers are now back by 9 games and they're facing Mat Latos tomorrow night. The Dodgers will counter with their "proof" that they haven't cashed in on the season, Ted Lilly. If the Padres can take that game down tomorrow, I bet there will be more than one Dodger fan pooping their pants at this season.

 


Final - 8.2.2010 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R
San Diego Padres 0 0 0 5 2 3 0 0 0 10
Los Angeles Dodgers 0 0 0 2 0 2 0 1 0 5

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