Today is my birthday. I bought myself a blueberry muffin and I used my Free Coffee coupon at Starbucks to get my birthday venti. non-fat, no-water chai. It's hot as balls in the office though and the birthday boxer briefs I'm wearing are fitting a bit skin tight. I'll have to take a birthday shower later.
Early game today with Clayton "King" Richard going up against Casey Coleman. We've already split the series. Let's bust this thing open like a birthday pinata and taste the sweet riches of a strong NL West lead.
FOR MY BIRTHDAY I WANT A WIN AND I WILL POUT IF I DO NOT GET ONE!!! GO PADRES!!!