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There was a brief moment or three during the first inning when the Padres were hitting a ton and scoring runs, but not quite enough runs and then after that, they took a nap like a bunch of old men, thinking that the old man they were picking on would not fight back.
And then there was blood everywhere and the old man was screaming at them and the video turned up on YouTube and now the Padres are broken and humiliated and after the Dodgers beat the Braves tonight, Adrian Gonzalez and Heath Bell will be traded by Monday.
Oh, but these games don't count. It's OK. These games don't count.
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