So Jack Johnson (that be the Marlins starter against our Padres today) is going for a Major League Record during the game. If he can hold us to 1 run or fewer, he will hold a record with Bob Gibson and Jack Coombs for most consecutive starts giving up 1 earned run or fewer.
Jack Johnson be the Unstoppable Force.
However, the Padres are a Team of Density, which is an Immovable Object. Very dense.
Now, I'm not one to get in the way of history, but I be willing to strike a deal with the Marlins that they just go ahead and not score any runs against us and we'll give Jack Johnson his record. That, or give up some unearned runs. I be good with that too. Let us win 1-0 or like 2-0 with 2 unearned and then everybody sleeps happy tonight.
Is that a deal? Deal! Shake on it. Good.
06/26/10 4:10 PM PDT
|San Diego Padres||Florida Marlins|
|Tony Gwynn Jr. - CF||Chris Coghlan - LF|
|David Eckstein - 2B||Gaby Sanchez - 1B|
|Adrian Gonzalez - 1B||Hanley Ramirez - SS|
|Scott Hairston - LF||Jorge Cantu - 3B|
|Chase Headley - 3B||Dan Uggla - 2B|
|Will Venable - RF||Cody Ross - CF|
|Nick Hundley - C||Ronny Paulino - C|
|Jerry Hairston Jr. - SS||Mike Stanton - RF|
|Jon Garland - P||Josh Johnson - P|