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Open Thread, 6/26/2010: Padres vs Marlins. Unstoppable Force vs Immovable Object

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So Jack Johnson (that be the Marlins starter against our Padres today) is going for a Major League Record during the game. If he can hold us to 1 run or fewer, he will hold a record with Bob Gibson and Jack Coombs for most consecutive starts giving up 1 earned run or fewer.

Jack Johnson be the Unstoppable Force.

However, the Padres are a Team of Density, which is an Immovable Object. Very dense.

Now, I'm not one to get in the way of history, but I be willing to strike a deal with the Marlins that they just go ahead and not score any runs against us and we'll give Jack Johnson his record. That, or give up some unearned runs. I be good with that too. Let us win 1-0 or like 2-0 with 2 unearned and then everybody sleeps happy tonight.

Is that a deal? Deal! Shake on it. Good.

GO PADRES!!!


Lineup

San Diego Padres @ Florida Marlins

06/26/10 4:10 PM PDT

San Diego Padres Florida Marlins
Tony Gwynn Jr. - CF Chris Coghlan - LF
David Eckstein - 2B Gaby Sanchez - 1B
Adrian Gonzalez - 1B Hanley Ramirez - SS
Scott Hairston - LF Jorge Cantu - 3B
Chase Headley - 3B Dan Uggla - 2B
Will Venable - RF Cody Ross - CF
Nick Hundley - C Ronny Paulino - C
Jerry Hairston Jr. - SS Mike Stanton - RF
Jon Garland - P Josh Johnson - P