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Clayton Richard faces Johan Santana today. You know who else faces Santana? Scott Hairston. Unfortunately, JHairston is leading off, which means that SHairston, in the 6th spot, will not have a great shot at getting himself a BroBI. On the flip side, JHairston has a better chance at knocking in SHairston so that version of the Hairston BroBI is in full effect like Wreckx.
In other news, let's pretend I'm dreaming that the Padres somehow miraculously win the WS this season. Couldn't you see some foulweather fans claim that anybody could've won the WS and that just because the Padres did it means that it's not really a big deal? I'm looking forward to that day, cause I'll be all like, "Haters gonna hate".
GO PADRES!!! WIN THIS SERIES FOR RICHARD!!!