I HATE THE MARINERS.
Just even the name of the team... Mariner... It sounds like somebody who wants to sex up a girl horse.
The Padres are in second place and Adrian Gonzalez hasn't been traded yet. What this means is that Prince Jed of the Hoyers is probably off somewheres, drunk, not realizing that the window to trade Adrian Gonzalez is open.
The Padres need to shut this window on the horse f_ckers.
GO PADRES!!! EARLY OPEN THREAD, BITCHES!!!