Game Thread: 6/10, Padres vs. Mets Game 1

I've found the best way to kill a two headed monster is to concentrate on chopping off one head at a time. Once you remove a head and stuff it in your collectible sack it is much easier to beat a weakened one-headed monster. In battle a monster with one head doesn't have anyone to bounce ideas off of and when you factor in embarrassment and blood loss, the whole situation in conducive to victory.

Go Padres!