You know what's weird about beer drinks is the fact that they be soooo wonderful. Like... It shouldn't be possible to be this wonderful, this beer drink stuff. Sometimes I drink beer drinks and the taste is so sweet that I tremble. I tremble.
And maybe you haven't done this before, but there's nothing better than a fella sharing a beer drink with a gal. "Two straws for my beer drink, please!" The fella sits across from the gal and they have the two straws and they both slurp the beer together. Or maybe they blow bubbles in the beer drink first and giggle and giggle.
The other thing I like to do with beer drinks is cook with it because beer makes everahthang taste a little bit sweeter, a little bit more savory and a little saltier all at the same time.
The only thing better than beer is midori sours. Am I rizzight? Midori sours w/ Beer Drink "chasers" FTW.
Also, Beerfest was easily the best of the Broken Lizard movies. It may be one of the better sports movies in existence. I'm really not kidding about that. I liked Super Troppers. Didn't like Club Dread so much. But Beerfest. Man, that's the best.
Partly cause Perry Hilton's in it:
OK. So I've managed to not talk about baseball much. Let's try to mention baseball now.
|2010 - David Eckstein||19||77||8||21||4||0||1||6||3||2||1||0||.273||.317||.364|
That there is something about David Eckstein that you might like to see.
And lemme see what happens when I push this button...
|2010 - Ryan Braun||22||90||19||32||6||0||5||20||11||12||6||0||.356||.427||.589|
That there is Ryan Braun. That dude's pretty good at baseball.
OK That's it. DRINK UP, BITCHES!!!