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It is early in the season, but the Giants are currently in first place. The Padres are in a three way tie for second and a game and a half behind. If we pretend that it's the last series of the year and it's the same situation, then these next three games become super DUPER exciting.
As it is, they are super exciting and DUPER waits at home for some thing totes rad that it can attach itself to.
I am figuring there will be some good times to watch as we get to see Matt "That Prick" Cain do stuff after striking out hitters like waving bye bye and making kissy pouty faces at our hitters as they walk back to the dugout. Nice news for us, David Eckstein and Scott Hairston HATE the Giants. They hates the Giants more than you do and when Cain tries to pull that stuff on us tonight, I'm guessing that Scotty throws down and then Jerry follows him and Eckstein goes in carrying a bat. It's gonna be Kick. Ass. (P.S. I wanna see that)
Also, here's my proposal for a new Clayton Richard nickname: Moby as in Clayton "Moby" Richard since you people can't get away from the "Dick" references. I figure at least compare him to a whale. It fits with the whole Anchorman thing. Maybe I haven't thought it through well.
GAME ON, BITCHES!!! GOING FOR FOUR IN A ROW!!! GO PADRES!!!