OK. My first one this year... How do we do this...
First, steal lineup from Corey Brock's Twitter account:
Second... Add a sick photo to the top of this post with an equally sick fake quotation that is both humorous and gets us in the mood to kill/snap some fools.... CHECK...
Third, mention the UrbanDictionary definition of Garland:
Someone who's gonna knock down any impertinent fool who dares to cross swords with him.
OH, SNAP. IF YOU DON'T KNOW YOU BETTER GET SOME EDUCATION.