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Spring Training Game Thread: Thursday, March eleventh... Padres vs Cubs

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OK. My first one this year... How do we do this...

First, steal lineup from Corey Brock's Twitter account:

#Padres lineup vs. #Cubs: Cabrera 6, Eckstein 4, Headley 5, Hairston 8, Venable 9, Stairs 3, Torrealba 2, Durango 7, Garland 1. #MLB

CHECK.

Second... Add a sick photo to the top of this post with an equally sick fake quotation that is both humorous and gets us in the mood to kill/snap some fools.... CHECK...

Third, mention the UrbanDictionary definition of Garland:

Someone who's gonna knock down any impertinent fool who dares to cross swords with him.

OH, SNAP. IF YOU DON'T KNOW YOU BETTER GET SOME EDUCATION.

Check.