Merry Christmas - Padres Considering Branyan or Hawpe

"We are getting the band back together. I wonder if Terrmel Sledge is still avalaible... Marcus and Brian Giles are two busy smacking up women." Jed's crew keeps surprising us. Hawpe has barely played 1st. Doesn't make sense to me. What do you think - lumps of coal or frankincense and myrrh?