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The best reason to play in San Diego is it’s Sandy—mother F’n—Ego for God’s sake. The weather there...

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The best reason to play in San Diego is it’s Sandy—mother F’n—Ego for God’s sake. The weather there is as close to what God intended Eden to be like as it gets—before those two numbskulls started getting liberal with fruit consumption, that is. Every day is a beautiful day for baseball.

Dirk Hayhurst " Baseball’s Retirement Home