Last year we played around with this website that figures out an anagram for your name. We plugged in all the names on the Padres active roster and comedy ensued. Last year's results were great but some of the most hilarious anagrams were in your comments, so be sure to check those out. There are some good ones this year as well. My favorite is probably Matt Stairs or Chris Young.
| NAME | ANAGRAM |
| Jeff Moorad | MAJOR OF FED |
| Tom Garfinkel | GNATLIKE FORM |
| Jed Hoyer |
JOY! RED HE |
| Paul DePodesta | UP PLEASED TOAD |
| Bud Black | BALD BUCK |
|
Mike Adams |
I AM MASKED |
| Heath Bell | HELL! BATHE |
| Ernesto Frieri | TERRORISE FINE |
| Kevin Correia | CROAKIER VEIN |
|
Jon Garland |
LONG AND JAR |
| Luke Gregerson | OK GREENER SLUG |
| Mat Latos | AM TOTALS |
| Wade LeBlanc | CLEAN BAWLED |
| Edward Mujica | DRAW MAD JUICE |
| Cory Luebke | OK CRUEL BYE |
| Cesar Ramos | OR MASSACRE |
| Adam Russell | SMALL AS RUDE |
| Clayton Richard | A CONTRARY CHILD |
| Ryan Webb | BRAWN BYE |
| Tim Stauffer | MATURE STIFF |
| Joe Thatcher | HA! REJECT HOT |
| Chris Young | CUSHY GROIN |
| Yorvit Torrealba | RAT OR ABORTIVELY |
| Nick Hundley | UNKINDLY CHE |
| Jerry Hairston Jr. | JOY! JR RANTS HIRER |
| Everth Cabrera | BRAVER CHEATER |
| David Eckstein | KINDEST ADVICE |
| Adrian Gonzalez | DAZZLING ON AREA |
| Jarrett Hoffpauir | PURER FAT IF HOT JAR |
| Miguel Tejada | I AM LATE JUDGE |
| Mike Baxter | EXIT EMBARK |
| Oscar Salazar | ALAS! CZAR OR AS |
| Anthony Gwynn Junior | JOY! NOW HURTING NANNY |
| Chase Headley | ELSE HEADACHY |
| Aaron Cunningham | AN UNHARMONIC NAG |
| Will Venable | WELL! EVIL BAN |
| Chris Denorfia | DRAINS OR CHIEF |
| Luis Durango | RUINOUS GLAD |
| Scott Hairston | IS HOT CONTRAST |
| Ryan Ludwick | LUCKY INWARD |
| Matt Stairs | SMART AS TIT |