Once upon a time, the Padres had a 3% chance of missing the Playoffs. Once upon a time, I had just convinced people that the Padres were for real.
Those times are gone. There is currently a 7.78% chance that the Padres actually make the playoffs now. There's a 4.75% chance that the Padres complete the sweep and game 163 and take the West.
To be honest, I don't care if possibility of us getting out of this is something like 3,720 to 1.
Because, you know something, bitches?
NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS.
NEVER TELL ME THE MOTHERF_CKING ODDS.
We are going into this motherf_cking asteroid field. Anybody thinks they can do what we're about to do is crazy. We're not doing this to impress anybody. We're this close to getting pulverized, but we're going into this asteroid field, bitches. This may be suicide. There may be no place else for us to go, but f_ck if it looks good enough for me.
WE'RE DOING IT.
NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS.
GO PADRES!!!