You guys sure complain a lot when we forget to put up a Game Thread or put it up 3 hours late. I bet you complained when your professor didn't show up for class. Whining stuff like "We want to learn!" We had a name for you guys back in college: nerds. When my professor was late, I'd be counting down those 15 minutes so I could bail and do college stuff like throw a Frisbee in the courtyard, a keg stand at a frat house or trashcan a freshman.
Anyway here's your Game Thread, nerds.