The Padres are closing in on the worst July record in franchise history

With four games left in July, the Padres need to win all of them to avoid getting the worst July record since the 1969 inaugural season. By the way, I also ran a few calculations and there is zero chance that the Padres are going to win 4 straight games. (Apparently there is a 4.35% chance of the Padres winning the remaining 4 games)

The one good thing you can take away from this suckfest is that now when crusty old fans from '69 tell you about all the bad Padres baseball they sat through you can tell them to suck it, because you sat through July in '09.

Apparently the UT has figured out that they are also approaching the record for the Worst Month in Padres history. The 1969 record is 5-22.

Do me a favor and view the full stats after the jump, because it took a long time to compile and I spilled a full bottle of water all over my computer and mouse in the process.

Stats after the jump!