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Open Thread, HOME RUN DERBY!!!

Adrian Gonzalez represents not just the San Diego Padres tonight. He represents all of us. He represents our hopes and dreams and frustrations. For every home run he hits, not only will he donate money to children, he'll donate another type of currency to another type of dirty little thing that smells like children.

That currency?


Those dirty little things that aren't needy children that smell?

Our hearts.

Show starts in about an hour. Open your hearts to love.