Have you ever been to an SDSU basketball game? Fans stand and clap in unison until the Aztecs score their first basket.
Here's my idea: In the comment threads we can only comment in Haiku form until the Padres get their first hit.
A Haiku written in English is three lines. The first line is 5 syllables, the second line is 7 syllables and the last line is 5 syllables.
Dodger Stadium
In the L.A. Summer heat
Smells like a toilet
Go Padres!