Top 5 Reasons the OTs are always late now
- jbox found a special someone who shares his love of celebrities and pseudo-veganism.
- Dex got lost on the way back through Oregon, now practices homeopathic medicine from a shack in the woods.
- We are being punished for not appreciating their humor.
- They have a secret second family and are away on one of their "business trips."
- They hate this community and this is now Ducksnorts II.