Top 5 Reasons the OTs are always late now

  1. jbox found a special someone who shares his love of celebrities and pseudo-veganism.
  2. Dex got lost on the way back through Oregon, now practices homeopathic medicine from a shack in the woods.
  3. We are being punished for not appreciating their humor.
  4. They have a secret second family and are away on one of their "business trips."
  5. They hate this community and this is now Ducksnorts II.