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A San Diegan in Seattle or Dex in the Lion's Den

Dear JBox,

It's me Dex. I'm in Seattle, home of our most hated rivals in all of baseball. You may be surprised to know that I'm here and that I've survived thus far. I'm headed out right now to explore the city. Everybody here so far has appeared human like you and me, but underneath, I know that the smell the San Diego on me turns them into something not unlike monsters underneath their pale, northwestern skin.

We're headed out now. I'll report back later... If I survive!