I'm not asking for much out of this season. I don't care nothing about the Series. Just sweep the Oakland A's and I'll be satisfied. You hear me Padres? Just sweep the A's and then you can go back to sh*ttin' all over yourselves the rest of the season. Do we have a deal? Okay then.
Ok, let's change subjects and get back to our Haiku:
Blech! I hate the A's
Get them out of my city
and without a win!