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Game Thread, 5/29: Padres vs Rockies

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Chris Young takes on Jason Marquis tonight. Is it just me or does it feel like Chris Young pitches more often than the other guys?

This series is crucial. Not necessarily for the Padres, but for fans. When we were at 9-3, I was king of the world, on a boat like Leo. Then everything went horribly wrong. Now, we're in the middle of a 11-1 stretch and I'm on the boat, but my arms are at my sides, waiting for the iceberg, anticipating a nude scene, hoping for an Oscar.

If we can put some of the good kind of distance between us and .500, this will lead to good things. I may find myself PFOBin'.

Oh man. My formatting is all weird again. Maybe I should write a limerick.

Today Chris Young goes for our boys
It's the part of the job he enjoys
But don't give him no lip
He's got womanly hips
He thinks interviewers make too much noise

 

GO PADRES!!!


Lineup

San Diego Padres @ Colorado Rockies

05/29/09 6:10 PM PDT

San Diego Padres Colorado Rockies
Brian Giles - RF Dexter Fowler - CF
David Eckstein - 2B Clint Barmes - 2B
Scott Hairston - LF Todd Helton - 1B
Adrian Gonzalez - 1B Garrett Atkins - 3B
Kevin Kouzmanoff - 3B Seth Smith - LF
Nick Hundley - C Ryan Spilborghs - RF
Tony Gwynn - CF Troy Tulowitzki - SS
Chris Burke - SS Yorvit Torrealba - C
Chris Young - P Jason Marquis - P