- The Padres
- Complaining about the Padres
- Threatening to cancel season tickets they never actually owned
- Counter threatening the Padres "So move the team! See if I care"
- The Pad Squad
- Wondering if Steve Garvey's number should really be retired
- Dressing their pets in Padres gear
- Fish Tacos
- Players who grew up in San Diego
- Cheap hot dogs
- Free give away items at the ballpark
- The Compadres Club
- Planning for championships 10 years in the future
- Unicorns and Rainbows
- Old Padres colors and uniforms
- Theme nights at the ballpark
- Jerry Coleman and listening to what he did today
- The Military
- Tony Gwynn
- Beers that cost less than $9
- 1984 and 1998
- Beating the Dodgers
- Being the underdog
- Modest players
- Nerds in our Front Office
- Doing other outdoor activities instead of going to Padres games
- Wearing flip flops
- Palm Trees
- Players who will play for "the San Diego Discount"
- The San Diego Chicken
- Great players playing their twilight years in San Diego
- Doing the Wave
- Playing games between innings on the Vision Board
- Blogging
- Pretending that a big name player will come to San Diego
- Advancing to the Post Season
- Mark Grant. "Anybody on Earth that doesn't like Mark Grant... They got... They got problems."
Keep this list going I just ran out.