If you showed me this cartoon picture of a Padre and asked me to guess who it was, I would have no idea. I wouldn't even know where to start. I don't think we have really old men on the team anymore, let alone those with melting faces. See who it is supposed to be after the jump.
That's supposed to be Peavy? Either Peavy is really ugly or this guy is a terrible artist. I'm thinking maybe both. Is he really that much heavier than Oswalt?