You guys are such saps. If one didn't know any better, one would think that you were in love with Kevin Towers. One would think that you wanted to marry Kevin Towers. For approximately 50% of you, that's gay.
O, pobrecito. su pequeño amigo no estará aquí.
You see what happened tonight? We defeated the Giants with no general management. The sky didn't fall. Heath Bell knew what he was supposed to do. Adrian Gonzalez didn't seem overly shook up.
The only ones shook up? YOU saps. Kevin Towers is old. He likes old things. I'm sure you'll see him around town doing old person things like riding around in a golf cart or laying around naked at Black's Beach. That's where you old lovers can be with your love of old things. The Padres? They're young. Petco Park is young. Gaslamp Ball is young. This is a place for young things like me and 2009 wines and what's left of the Girl Posse.
I'm pretty sure Kevin Towers cried a little at his press conference and let me just say that I'm glad none of the other GMs in the major leagues never found out till now that KT be the kind of "guy" who cries.
GO PADRES!