I'm surprised that corn dogs aren't a bigger part of baseball. They are so much easier to eat, you won't spill condiments all over yourself and you can dip them. They even look like baseball bats.
Here's a question for you. If you stabbed a vampire through the heart with a corn dog would the wooden stick inside the corn dog act as a stake and kill the vampire? Maybe that's why they don't sell them at the ballpark, for the safety of the vampires.
Go Padres!!