I'm surprised that corn dogs aren't a bigger part of baseball. They are so much easier to eat, you won't spill condiments all over yourself and you can dip them. They even look like baseball bats.
Here's a question for you. If you stabbed a vampire through the heart with a corn dog would the wooden stick inside the corn dog act as a stake and kill the vampire? Maybe that's why they don't sell them at the ballpark, for the safety of the vampires.
09/08/08 7:05 PM PDT
|Los Angeles Dodgers||San Diego Padres|
|Russell Martin - C||Brian Giles - RF|
|Andre Ethier - RF||Luis Rodriguez - SS|
|Manny Ramirez - LF||Kevin Kouzmanoff - 3B|
|James Loney - 1B||Adrian Gonzalez - 1B|
|Matt Kemp - CF||Chase Headley - LF|
|Casey Blake - 3B||Will Venable - CF|
|Blake DeWitt - 2B||Nick Hundley - C|
|Angel Berroa - SS||Matt Antonelli - 2B|
|Greg Maddux - P||Cha Seung Baek - P|