Remember when the Padres ran out of Beach Towels on July 11th and gave a bunch of us rain check vouchers? Today, two and a half months later, we finally have a chance to redeem our rain check. We can pick up the towel from 9/26-10/26.
I've been saving this rain check for a very long time and they better have my Beach Towel when I go down there. I can't wait for them to screw this up because I'm going to lose it. I'm going to go completely ape sh*t. It's gonna be fun.
I'm going to go down to the ball park soaking wet and demand that John Moores dry me off with my Padres Beach Towel, while apologizing profusely. The Padres employees are going to think I'm totally crazy and they're going to be right.
I'll let you know how it goes.