Some people don't think ketchup belongs on hot dogs. Personally, I could care less what those people think should go on my hot dogs. To combat this tyranny, I propose that somebody make a hot dog that's filled with ketchup beforehand just to eff with the hot dog snobs' sensibilities.
Of course, as soon as you put that hot dog on the barbecue or plumped it up in water, the ketchup inside would boil and explode the hot dog, thereby creating a delicious soup. Then everybody's happy.
GO PADRES!!!