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Open Thread, 8/27: Padres vs Diamondbacks

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What if Major League Baseball suddenly discovered that every single baseball that had been used since 1923 actually was manufactured in a Central American prison that used the human hides of criminals that had been put to death?

I'm thinking it would take at least 3 years for Bud Selig to talk the baseball "purists" into using a different material. It would take another 2 years to talk pitchers into using something different. The pitchers would say crazy things like, "I can't throw a splitter the same way unless I'm using baseballs made from human hide!"

GO PADRES!!!


Lineup

Arizona Diamondbacks @ San Diego Padres

08/27/08 12:35 PM PDT

Arizona Diamondbacks San Diego Padres
Stephen Drew - SS Scott Hairston - CF
Conor Jackson - LF Luis Rodriguez - 1B
Chad Tracy - 1B Kevin Kouzmanoff - 3B
Adam Dunn - RF Chase Headley - LF
Mark Reynolds - 3B Jody Gerut - RF
Miguel Montero - C Edgar Gonzalez - 2B
Chris Young - CF Nick Hundley - C
Chris Burke - 2B Sean Kazmar - SS
Randy Johnson - P Cha Seung Baek - P