Honestly I can't even imagine how the Padres could possibly win this game. One time I was trying to eat a giant burrito and it just looked too big. Even if I took tiny bites and took my time I just knew there was no way I could finish it. I held it up to my stomach to see if it could physically fit and when I saw that it wouldn't, that burrito had already beaten me mentally. I knew that it had already won. The Braves are a giant burrito.
05/08/08 10:10 AM PDT
|San Diego Padres||Atlanta Braves|
|Brian Giles - RF||Yunel Escobar - SS|
|Callix Crabbe - 2B||Chipper Jones - 3B|
|Adrian Gonzalez - 1B||Mark Teixeira - 1B|
|Kevin Kouzmanoff - 3B||Jeff Francoeur - RF|
|Scott Hairston - CF||Matt Diaz - LF|
|Khalil Greene - SS||Mark Kotsay - CF|
|Justin Huber - LF||Corky Miller - C|
|Colt Morton - C||Jo-Jo Reyes - P|
Go Padres!!! Eat that burrito, but don't make yourself sick.