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Open Thread, 4/6: Padres vs Dodgers

I love me some rubbermatch. After an impressive victory yesterday, Chris Young gets to take the mound against Derek Lowe.

If the Padres rotation were the A-Team, Peavy would be Murdock and Chris Young would be the Faceman. I only figure that because Greg Maddux is old and he'd obviously have to be Hannibal and Randy Wolf is scared of flying.

Actually, that's a terrible analogy because there were only four dudes in the A-Team and they don't actually match up to the Padres rotation at all.

Also, for all you Gaslamp Ball haters... Yes, I know that this post is devoid of anything of substance, so you can save your whining about how blah blah Gaslamp Ball sucks blah blah blah. It's Sunday and I have a little bit of a caffeine headache because I didn't have any coffee this morning and the Coke Zero hasn't kicked in. So SAVE IT.

If Chris Young can harness his tallness powers and somehow combine the strength of my caffeine headache into a focused laser beam of pitching precision, there's no stopping us.

Shaolin Shadowboxing... And the Wu-Tang sword style. If what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang could be dangerous. Do you think your Wu-Tang sword can defeat me?

En guard! I'll let you try my Wu-Tang Style!