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Delightful Padres Jokes for Children

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Q: Why did the Chicken leave San Diego?
A: Because he was afraid of the Friar!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Gwynn
Gwynn who?
Gwynn to the kitchen and get me some peanuts, wouldya!

Q: Where does Josh Bard sit for dinner?
A: Behind the plate!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Will Ledezma
Will Ledezma who?
Will Ledezma drive to the game as long as she knows where she's going

Q: What do you call Adrian Gonzalez at Pacific Beach?
A: A sandy A-Go in San Diego!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Tadahito
Tadahito who?
Tadahito mama the same knock knock joke yesterday!