Q: Why did the Chicken leave San Diego?
A: Because he was afraid of the Friar!
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Gwynn
Gwynn who?
Gwynn to the kitchen and get me some peanuts, wouldya!
Q: Where does Josh Bard sit for dinner?
A: Behind the plate!
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Will Ledezma
Will Ledezma who?
Will Ledezma drive to the game as long as she knows where she's going
Q: What do you call Adrian Gonzalez at Pacific Beach?
A: A sandy A-Go in San Diego!
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Tadahito
Tadahito who?
Tadahito mama the same knock knock joke yesterday!