Q: Why did the Chicken leave San Diego?
A: Because he was afraid of the Friar!
Gwynn to the kitchen and get me some peanuts, wouldya!
Q: Where does Josh Bard sit for dinner?
A: Behind the plate!
Will Ledezma who?
Will Ledezma drive to the game as long as she knows where she's going
Q: What do you call Adrian Gonzalez at Pacific Beach?
A: A sandy A-Go in San Diego!
Tadahito mama the same knock knock joke yesterday!